Hellooo! This is an update for, well, YOU!
I haven't been on in a while, 11,251 notifications is a lot!
I just wanted to let you know I'm alive and well, I miss you all!
I would come on EO, but I doubt anyone plays it anymore.. PLUS I don't know my account name. (Stupid me. :/)
This isn't the end.
Your wonderful friend,
You know my name!